Highway Fashions with Mandy the Mannequin: Maneater Edition

Well hello Mandy. Is that rain coming down in buckets or what!? All of the women in town are scrambling to ensure that their hair doesn't go frizzy and their white t-shirts don't get too wet but, as usual, you're well-prepared.

The very next day...
Hi again Mandy! It sure was rainy yesterday, wasn't it? Good thing the sun is shining today and that summery feeling is back in full force. I must say, you're looking GOOD. I bet you've had a lot of honkers so far today...

(In case you're wondering what the deal is with the beautiful roadside attraction, read this).

Things Are Getting Hairy...

I will start by saying that I hate beards. I especially hate goatees and non-ironic (and ironic) moustaches. I've spent the better part of my life making fun of ZZ Top so I'm not going to get all into hairy faces now. But here I sit, smitten by the artistry of these...um...pubic faces pictured below. For years I have enjoyed the photos from the World Beard and Moustache Championships and I am looking forward to seeing the insanity next year when they take place again.

This all leads me to think - are there hair contests? Like contests for shiniest hair, curliest, longest, thickest...if not, maybe there should be. I bet that could get really weird and interesting.

Or what about a contest for hairiest body? Um...eww. Maybe that's a bad idea.

Highway Fashions with Mandy the Mannequin: Easter Edition

Well, Mandy's looking pretty sexy for Easter. Here she is in her latest trend-setting ensemble.

One Weird Looking Kid...

So I had to go to Toys R Us the other day out of desperation to find a gift for my nephew's 3rd birthday. As I was walking down an aisle I came across this box...

I did a double take and thought...what the hell is up with that kid on there and why is his head so huge!?

Then I looked really close and just shook my head and thought...damn, that poor kid is pretty ugly. How did he end up as a toy box model? Probably out of pity, which makes the whole thing even more sad.

Now I feel really bad for posting this and when I look at him again I kind of think he's (so ugly he's) cute.

(b)ummm...

Nice Bunz! Sorry about that impaling though...

Highway Fashions with Mandy the Mannequin

So, there's this old guy. He lives in an old house on the highway. Pretty normal, right? What if this old guy had a mannequin and displayed her at the end of his driveway and changed her outfits every couple of weeks? Is that weird? I think it might be. Here are the first of many photos to come of Mandy the Mannequin.

Waaaay Back in Ancient Times...

...there was a magical king who wore golden underwear and had a yellow head like the sun. He also kinda had little pointy boobs and looked like Stewie Griffin.