I will start by saying that I hate beards. I especially hate goatees and non-ironic (and ironic) moustaches. I've spent the better part of my life making fun of ZZ Top so I'm not going to get all into hairy faces now. But here I sit, smitten by the artistry of these...um...pubic faces pictured below. For years I have enjoyed the photos from the World Beard and Moustache Championships and I am looking forward to seeing the insanity next year when they take place again.
This all leads me to think - are there hair contests? Like contests for shiniest hair, curliest, longest, thickest...if not, maybe there should be. I bet that could get really weird and interesting.
Or what about a contest for hairiest body? Um...eww. Maybe that's a bad idea.
