I will start by saying that I hate beards. I especially hate goatees and non-ironic (and ironic) moustaches. I've spent the better part of my life making fun of ZZ Top so I'm not going to get all into hairy faces now. But here I sit, smitten by the artistry of these...um...pubic faces pictured below. For years I have enjoyed the photos from the World Beard and Moustache Championships and I am looking forward to seeing the insanity next year when they take place again.
This all leads me to think - are there hair contests? Like contests for shiniest hair, curliest, longest, thickest...if not, maybe there should be. I bet that could get really weird and interesting.
Or what about a contest for hairiest body? Um...eww. Maybe that's a bad idea.
3 comments:
Imagine if the hairy guy borrowed some moustache wax and did some sculpting of his own!
Seriously, why did you do that to me? The moustaches were weird, but the hairy guy? That was pure evil. I'll never get that image out of my head!
this is scaring me...you should put a warning up before that hairy guy! I think I'd keep putting him outside if he lived at my house :)
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