One Weird Looking Kid...

So I had to go to Toys R Us the other day out of desperation to find a gift for my nephew's 3rd birthday. As I was walking down an aisle I came across this box...

I did a double take and thought...what the hell is up with that kid on there and why is his head so huge!?

Then I looked really close and just shook my head and thought...damn, that poor kid is pretty ugly. How did he end up as a toy box model? Probably out of pity, which makes the whole thing even more sad.

Now I feel really bad for posting this and when I look at him again I kind of think he's (so ugly he's) cute.

(b)ummm...

Nice Bunz! Sorry about that impaling though...

Highway Fashions with Mandy the Mannequin

So, there's this old guy. He lives in an old house on the highway. Pretty normal, right? What if this old guy had a mannequin and displayed her at the end of his driveway and changed her outfits every couple of weeks? Is that weird? I think it might be. Here are the first of many photos to come of Mandy the Mannequin.

Waaaay Back in Ancient Times...

...there was a magical king who wore golden underwear and had a yellow head like the sun. He also kinda had little pointy boobs and looked like Stewie Griffin.