Monday, February 22, 2010

Jesus! That was Awful!

I often find myself shopping at various religious thrift stores like The Sally Ann, The Christian Women's Thrift Store, etc etc. While I don't usually pay much attention to the music playing in these stores, I am always amazed by the horrible Christian music they blare in some of these shops. And I'm not talking about your typical church stuff like hymns and choirs, I'm talking about contemporary Christian pop music.

Fair enough, if I'm in a religious store I should have to listen to whatever the hell they want in order to get deals on dead people's stuff. I'm fine with that. But shouldn't it be glaringly obvious that the music you're choosing to play in your store completely SUCKS!? I mean, this puke music is so horrible that not even Satan himself could write it.

Truth be told though...I do kind of love it. It's like having a little leprachaun comedian sitting on your shoulder the whole time you shop.







2 comments:

labeck said...

There's a lot of bad music out there - Christian or otherwise. These videos are FUNNY! Thanks!

Lynne said...

I shop at Mission thrift store in Belleville, IL sometimes....they always play the same crappy, stupid Christian Rock music. Creeps me out. There are mostly young teenagers working there..I guess they do it as part of a youth group or something. I often think, are those young kids brainwashed into liking this sort of music? Poor kids. Kind of reminds me of those poor young girls with hair past their butts and the long jean skirts, often being escorted by their mothers with "the higher the hair, the closer to God" hairstyles!